I got fired from my first and only day as a WalMart greeter! What is some spiritual comfort for this sweetie?

• I am a total sweetie, but the lousy people at WalMart can't appreciate it! I had my first and only day on the job today as a WalMart greeter; my sunny personality won me this prestigious position, but it didn't last long. I had only worked for THREE hours when I was called in and read the riot act! They said that my attempts to be helpful had solicited complaints; apparently one hefty lady didn't like it when she asked me to direct her to something that would make her look slim, and I apologized to her that WalMart didn't sell any elephants that she might stand next to. I don't understand! What is wrong with explaining our merchandise limitations to a customer?! They also claimed that I was using one of the riding carts to run into people. That is totally untrue! I'm old! I can't handle trekking all over the store, and it's not my fault that my vision isn't so good, but they dismissed my argument to this effect by pointing out that I chased the same guy all over the store and ran into him four times. They also were livid about my policy of random body cavity searches on customers; guess they think safety can be tossed aside in the scary post-9/11 world! Sorry WalMart for trying to keep things SAFE! Finally they griped about my using the diaper-changing table in the restroom. What's the problem?! That changing table is there to be used, so why can't I use it? It shouldn't matter that I was changing my own diaper; I think I may be able to sue them for age discrimination! Finally, they told me I was a mean old man, gave me a bag of Doritos as severance pay, and had security escort me out the door! What are some spiritual thoughts of comfort for a sweet old man who has been unfairly treated?

• Answer:

  Abominable. I say you show them. Go to the store and greet people, anyway. Naked. Edit: Lol @ Wolfeblayde