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The true story of Raptor Jesus?

• Raptor Jesus roamed the Earth circa 90,000,000-65,000,000 BHC (Before Human Christ). He was born when God Himself was still only a teenager. During the Mesozoic era, God went through an experimental Scales phase, similar to Picasso's Blue period. Rather than making beings in his own image, he populated the Earth with giant lumbering reptiles. Other scriptures such as the Dead Primordial Sea scrolls suggest that God was actually a dinosaur during his teens, and was the true inspiration for Godzilla. While known to themselves as "Giant Awesomes", dinosaurs kept no written records, so scientists did not learn their real name until modern technology made it possible to read their fossilized minds. At first, the dinosaurs rampaged at will, eating each other, stepping on houses, and generally causing major property damage. God was forced to intervene when His mother found out about the world He had created, and ordered Him to "clean up this mess before your father gets home." By his early twenties, God grew bored of reptiles. Raptor Jesus' good intentions, kindness to his fellow reptiles, and impressive water walking skills had converted the entire dinosaur population. God felt that His game had gotten so effing lame, however, that He wiped out the dinosaurs by smashing the earth with a giant asteroid Xbox (though some, primarily Raptor Gnostics, claim it was a Wii) and started over. Some have argued that it was a PS3 that was actually involved in the impact, scientists claim this has been proven true since something as lame as a Xbox is incapable of anything. Others argue that only annoying douche bags use PS3 and therefore God would have nothing to do with the heathen console. “He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex” ~ Cretaceous 3:27

• Answer:

  My son is going through the "dinosaur phase" right now so we've been watching lots of dino docu's. However, I had no idea that Raptor Jesus went extinct for my sins. Thank you for opening my eyes to the one true Savior of the Cretaceous time period. I'm sure my son will be overjoyed when I bring him the Good News.