After the last few hours I think we could all do with a laugh!?

• some light relief! A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "What the hell! I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God looks at her and says "You've had so much sh!t done I didn't recognize you!!!I"

• Answer:

  what happened in the last few hours? :O thanks hahaha. gave you a star. to you who wrote 'i dont believe in god' ... neither do i. thats not the point, dont be so anal.