What are some funny text messages?

Does anybody have any funny forwarded text messages?(not dirty)?

  • my friends are always sending me text messages and i want to do the same.i want some funny text messages to send to my friends,not dirty,and they have to be funny!thank you. =P

  • Answer:

    1) WARNING!!! Cell phone causes radiation! It results in brain damage!! But dont worry,you are safe,It only effects people with BRAINS!! see how lucky you are.. 2? Life without you is nothing. You are in my breath,in my blood. I cannot stay for a second without you if you are not there. I'm dead. Hey,I'm talking about *OXYGEN*

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Shopkeeper: did you put this 100 bill in your bra ? lady: yeah, but how do u know that? shopkeeper: Lincoln's mouth is open

mahayi

then get a boyfriend

yusrakhan95

yea its a knock knock joke You: Knock Knock Them:Who's there You:Who Them:Who Who You:Why did you say who 2 times? :)

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I hate text messages...

Yousif (Joe) R

lol yehh its kinda racial though. but super funny.

paigedz

racial and funny sounds gud

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