What is the best slogan for a commercial center?

Can anyone come up with a good slogan for garden center/ landscaping store named yards of pleasure?

well we need a slogan on the back of our shirts that would have a little humor in it but no one has come up with anything... can any of you figure one out? please try not to be explicit... its a company lol. thank you!
Answer:

Inch your feet in for yards of pleasure and miles of smiles. Yards of pleasure in your yard. Let us help you find yards of pleasure in your yard. Let us help your feet find yards of pleasure. Lots of pleasure in your yard- Let us show you. Yards of pleasure for your feet. Does your pleasure come by the yard? Do you measure your pleasure by the yard? We can show you how. How do you measure pleasure, by the foot or the yard?

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