What's it like as a transitional employee for the post office?

Post office questions about wrong mail, REALLY URGENT?

• oh my god! okay.. so.. my boyfriend ordered from this website with his prepaid credit card to buy a bong and a vaporizer, and he put the address down for MY address and the name john smith.. yeah suspicious i know. and, my dad got to the mail before me! and he got all pissed off about how its not right and stuff and he kind of opened the box but the things were covered in bubble wrap so he couldnt tell what was in it.. but he said he's going to return it to the post office. 1. the post office will take it back right..?? because THEY could have made the mistake couldnt they..?? so they HAVE to take it back. ? ALSO. my boyfriend told me to take whats in the bubble wrapped stuff and put other items in it and rewrap it, which i can do.. but i wont get caught right? because my dad cant open other peoples mail can he? that would be invasion of property or mail or something right? 2. all the post office is going to do is send it back to the return address right? they wont ask my dad questions or say no or check whats in the packages right?( since im going to switch them ) this is bad and i really dont want to get in trouble ):

• Answer:

  So, this genius is your boyfriend ... because? Tell him to buy his own dammmed drug equipment and have it delivered to his own house and keep it there. Why should you get in trouble for what he does?