Funny Chain Text?

What are some good text message chain letters?

• i want to send some funny chain letters to my friends,and i donthave any good ones.

• Answer:

  Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON..use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day! or MAKE A WISH You want them to come true, right? Look, it's Mister Fishy <>< LOL OK, now stop for a second. I hope you have made your wish. Now for it to come true, you need to... Send it to 50 people or more HAHA Don't think you can do it? Do you really want your wish? Then you had better send it in the next hour. No repeat sends. Now if you don't send it, you'll pay the ultimate price. If you send it to... 0 people- You'll be attacked by rabid chimpanzees 1 to 5- You'll fall off a building and splatter on a car windshield 6 to 20- Your boy/girlfreind will cheat on you with a hotter guy/girl, and kill you 21 to 30- All your stuff will be lost in a fire, tornado, or some other wicked thing. Oh, and you'll also die. 31 to 40- All of your freinds will start to hate you and you'll live on the streets of Pakistan eating dead bodies for the rest of your life, and you won't be able to kill yourself. HA HA. 41 to 49- You will be a ex slave for a fat man that drools and is covered in hair, and has a 1 inch wrinkly weiner Worst yet, you're married to him and chained to a bed. 50 or more- You'll be OK. Now start sending