Funny Chain Text?

Text message chain letters?

• I need some good text message chain letters. they can be answer texts friend texts test texts love texts funny texts your favorite text w/e i think you get the point. if it is a funny one then you will get best answer! thanks!

• Answer:

  A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted! Do you fancy coming over to my place and doing some maths.. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message The longest sentence known to man: "I do." This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. ive been arrested for being the ugliest person in the usa. can you come down and show them its a mistake? In case of fire read this message.................................… SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ******* IDIOT!! Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand .................. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all! I never forget a face Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)