Why My Account Not Opening?

Why am I being blocked from opening my email account?

I have two email accounts. I can enter into one account, bu t as to the second account I am receiving an error message from Yahoo> OOPS!
Answer:

Yahoo is cracking down on poor grammar and spelling, boring messages and accounts that don't have EVERYTHING connected, including one's rectum linked. If you fall into that category, you cannot access your email until you undergo retraining by Yahoo Mail and learn the art of "staying connected". Rectal USB connector plugs will be made available in Yahoo Shopping soon!

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Maby because u don't have that account anymore

Ricardo

Yahoo! is updating their servers and some accounts get this error.. it will be fixed soon!

DjRed

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