What should I do for my 18th b-day?

What should I do for my 18th bdAy?

  • Hay guys well I'm turning 18 in august and I need to decide what should I do for my 18fh bdAy. Since I'm really short my parents think of me as still a little kid who can't do anything. They won't let me drive anywhere with MY car and they won't let me travel anywhere at all unless it's with them. I don't have a bond with any of them which is why I don't want to be there with them. Another thing is they don't let me hang with friends I'm just a girl that stays home all day. So with that what should I do for my 18th Birthday?

  • Answer:

    Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you're taking a dump  And you look like Forest Gump,  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you're riding in your Chevy  And you feel something heavy,  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you're standing by the wall  And you feel something fall,  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you're sitting in your chair  And you feel something tear,  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you're working out  And you hear your *** shout,  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  After you eat Chinese  And you hear your *** say, PLEASE!  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When you eat a Big Mac  And you feel something crack  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!  When your *** is very hairy  And you feel a dinkleberry,  DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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