Where Can i purchase an Iguana?

Where in Ireland can I purchase a life, as a birthday present for a friend?

• Where in Ireland can I purchase a life, as a birthday present for a friend? One of my friends wants a life. I would give them mine but I rather like my free-living rabbit lifestyle. (Plus I have weekends off to tend to my Green Carrots patch and someone on Y.A Ireland told me they could sort out more land for me to grow more delicious Green Carrots. Life is good) I do think my friend has a fairly good life, but maybe lives are like phones and you need to a get an upgrade every now and again, even though your old phone works perfectly. Where can I purchase a life for my friend? I tried Argos, Dunne’s and even T.K Maxx but to no avail. My friend told me if I gave them yet another present of my special “Green Rabbit” Green Carrots Vegetable selection & Green Carrot Supreme Stoat that they would have Rabbit stew for dinner. I think my friend is referring to me when they speak about rabbit stew. Lately I have an errie feeling about the whole situation. I have on numerous occasions seen my friend go food shopping for fancy herbs and marinating sauces. This disturbs me. I need to get cracking on buying them a life or I will be a connoisseur of stew instead of a connoisseur of all things Green. Any answers would be very much appreciated. Thanks

• Answer:

  Now the only things I can find is "Growing food for your bunny" http://www.fuzzy-rabbit.com/food.htm and being as your friend is bound to also be a rabbit, here is an instruction manual http://www.mismatch.co.uk/rabbitbreed.htm ....................you are clearly looking in the wrong places as Argos and Dunne’s will not have them............