How can i get a job in england from overseas?
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hello everybody, I live in the Middle East and I have a bachelor's degree in english ... I wanna get a job in Europe and America from my place, i mean i wanna get a temporary work visa. I want the employer to make a contract with me from my place through the embassy and send me a plane ticket to go. I know it's too much to ask for but that's my case. I wonder if there's someone who can help me or provide me with info about how to achieve that ... (please, add any websites that may help me) .. thank u
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Answer:
It's easy. just stow yourself away in the back of a very large truck, (after paying the driver the going rate), wait till you can feel the up and down motion of crossing the English Channel, then you know the next stop is England. When you're stopped, get out of the truck and find the nearest police Station, walk in and say you're only fifteen years old and want to claim asylum! Money will be thrown at you, free cell phone, free lodgings, free food......in fact free everything. Then get a job of your choosing whilst still claiming state benefits. It is so simple, thousands are doing it every day!!!!!
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