Can you give me a funny facebook status?

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Funny one liner: Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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Some funny Facebook graduation status include a professor is someone who talks in someone's sleep and...

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Give me a funny and clever facebook status.?

Give me a funny and clever facebook status.

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"I hate you all."

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Here is a funny Facebook status about Mountain Dew: All people who drink Mountain Dew are white trash...

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10 pts. for anyone who can give me something cool to put as my facebook status update?

Give me something cool (like song lyrics or quotes) to put as my facebook status update. 10 pts for the best answer. Thanks in advanced [♥]

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Beauty without virtue is like a rose without scent

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Sittin on the toilet'

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Some funny Facebook status ideas include: 'says my computer just beat me at chess.but it was no match...

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Jealousy will eat you alive if you let it. Don't watch others live their life; live yours! That's a...

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Here's one, "You make my mouth water when I see you and you smell sooooooo good, I can't wait to...

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<your name> feels like getting some work done...and so she is sitting down until the feeling passes...

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